Mom : "So, tell me what happened with your last relationship! I mean, he's such a very nice guy.."
Me : "Well, yeah.. I don't know, Mom! It's complicated, I mean.. we're kinda bored to be with each other! And then, it just ends."
Mom : "Is there anybody else?"
Me : "Me? No way.. You know how long I've cried ever since I found myself being cheated by my first boyfriend. No way, I'm a nice girl!"
Mom : "And him?"
Me : "Him? Yeah, Umm, Well, it's probably a yes. I mean, I'm tired being naive! I think there is.. I don't know, several days before we broke up, he told me that he went out with a girl and other friends. He told me not to worry, cuz' that girl is smoker and stuffs. He says, it's okay cuz' the girl that he'd been with, is kinda guy because she's a smoker.."
Uun : "Such a bullsh*t.. I mean, does he think that there's no pretty girl who smokes ciggarette? Ask him to visit our campus, and he'll find a million kind of those girls.."
Me : "Yeah, I can say that. But you know that I'm so naive.."
Uun : "Yeah, sis.. Screw you!"
Mom : "It's so typical.. Maybe he's just immature, you know he's still young, right?"
Me : "Yeah, and I found that girl wrote a wall on his facebook.. I guess they had a date or something! I dunno.. I'm not sure about that, but yeah.. it's me with suspicious minds!"
Mom : "Don't worry, honey.. You know it means he's just not that into you!"
Me : "Yes, I know.. But don't you think it's better to tell me everything and not to dump me like this? He's such a hypocrite.. He didn't need to tell me about that girl being such a guy and something when the fact that he might be into her! It's a lie, Mom.. You know I hate liars."
Mom : "Look at the bright side, now he learned about how to treat a girl.."
Me : "Oh, yes.. It's fine for me to be such something that he learned! But what is it for then I waited for him to go home? Two months, for God's sake! I could probably find a better guy if he didn't let me back to him.."
Mom : "Yeah, the point is.. he's just immature. Find the mature one then! You know, one who's three years older might be good for you!"
Me : "Yeah, I wanna find one too.. But, wait! I crushed on somebody when I was on junior high. He's three years older than me. And he just asked my phone number yesterday!"
Uun : "Wait. Wait. Wait. Don't tell me it's HIM!"
Me : "Yes, HIM!"
Uun : "Oh My God! Mom, it's unfair.. Why she can be such a lucky bastard?"
